"This man's sexcapades has bankrupted us!"
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Bletch's HMO
"Bastard Trash put my puppy down with a nail-gun"
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Carlton Bryer III
"It's like being sexually beatin', degraded, humiliated, and spit on by all of your family members at once; and my pussy is still cartwheeling!""
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Hellen Keller
Bastard Trash is that last bit of bile that burns your esophagus, that sour burned aftertaste of a Starbucks coffee, and that cringing pain that shoots up your leg after breaking in a vertical spiral fashion.
The tunes have a tight melodic structure designed to stimulate your gag reflex. Is that a pretty guy or an ugly woman?
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2009-06-13 |
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Syd has now succumbed to full psychosis. At this point, we can only hope sanity will prevail on it's own volition. |
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Swine Flu Hits B.T. |
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2009-04-30 |
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beblowski |
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Swine Flu (H1N1?) was found in Syd Scarecrow's drizzle. Upon closer inspection, pathologists were horrified to find all major subtypes of influenza A including the bird flu have been carried by an unaffected Scarecrow since the mid 90's. Scarecrow exhibits no classic symptoms of the disease, though mild psychotic tendencies are present. He is currently under quarantine in a locked men's room in a public park. |
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Fuckin' A.....(?) |
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2009-03-11 |
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beblowski |
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Though making coupons and fliers for restaurants is exciting and all, I don't feel that the sado-masochistic tone that Bastard Trash fliers tend to exhibit will cause anybody to flock to their nearest sub shop. However, the waxing tides of change are upon us. I hear a commotion gradually building in intensity to the west. It's a-harmonic tonal varieties make every indication of B.T.'s ascension dampened only by a groundbreaking microparabolic phase canceling foam known otherwise as court ordered probation. I saw my old PO yesterday at the free clinic... |
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No such luck... |
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2009-02-04 |
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Some asshole today had the nerve to park his rambler on my terrier and insinuate that it was I who desecrated the crown. They tore down the goddamned Lakeside Mall. T'was a mecha of cultural contamination.
It is said that Bastard Trash stirs in hibernation through the cold months. Legend has it that this mythical compound of tonic deities emerges when the lakes fill and the rivers run rampid. You can rest assured that your colon will surely be perforated in divinity. |
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CELEBRITY SIGHTINGS!!!!!!!!! |
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2008-12-14 |
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"Syd Scarecrow the latest little boy to file a sexual harassment suit against famous once black pop star!"
"Tito Libito photographed in an alley ears deep in the anus of a Baywatch all star!"
"Bletch spotted masturbating in a crowd of 7th graders!"
"Rudy Jash rumored to be lead role in Brokeback Mountain II!"
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Borders Safely Crossed |
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2008-10-04 |
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beblowski |
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Drummer Winnyard Bletch has reached the crumbling land. At this point, all we have to hope is that Bastard Trash won't be wiped out by a sudden eleven foot rise in sea level. |
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Pbbtbt |
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2008-09-26 |
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beblowski |
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Regrouping is proving to be a painstakingly long process...
However, relocation of most band members is complete. While on hiatus, Rudy Jash and Syd Scarecrow will be touring the mid-west and will be hitting 3 Kings Tavern in Denver on Oct. 14 with Power of County and Michael Dean Damron. Be there Fuckers. |
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Don't Fuck With Idaho |
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2008-05-25 |
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beblowski |
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Yes, our valiant guitarist has been incarcerated in the potato state. Weird rocks, potatoes, and list of probationaries the length of the state itself. |
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